Programming 105:

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Lady Sings!

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Faceless Hunter

Cost: 15,250eb
Class: Anti-Personnel
Strength: 8
MU: 7
Functions: Anti-Personnel (20), Disguise (10)
Programming/Difficulty: 366/61
Options: Movement Ability (5); Trace (2); Auto Re-Rez (3); Recognition (2); Invisibility (3); Memory (5); Speed (2); Endurance (3); Pseudo-Intellect (6); Superrealistic ICON (5)
Cost Multiplier: x25 (Anti-Personnel x25)

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Unfortunately, with a faceless hunter after you, you'll never know which is which.

Icon: A silver humanoid figure with no facial or sexual features to distinguish it. However, with it's disguise function, it can assume the structure of any program or form of any netrunner it has come across in it's past.

Cannibals

Cost: 1,240eb
Class: Compiler
Strength: 8
MU: 4
Programming/Difficulty: 186/31
Functions: Compiler (10)
Options: Movement Ability (5); Trace (2); Speed (2); Endurance (3); Simple ICON (1)
Cost Multiplier: x4 (Compiler x4)

Cannibals would not have come into existence if someone didn't call me and the rest of Deadlock Enterprises cannibals after looting a heavily defended data fortress in the Pac Rim. Unfortunately, they ain't picky about who or what they eat. So, a fter they've been set free, RUN!

Icon: A cartoon tribe of cannibals kickin' up alot of dust durin' the chase.

Cannibals Subroutine

Cost: 20,000eb
Programming/Difficulty: 240/40
Functions: Anti-Program (20); Anti-Personnel (20)
Cost Multiplier: x50 (Anti-Program x4; Anti-Personnel x25; Subroutine x1/2)

Dog Trainer

Cost: 2,960eb
Class: Anti-Program (Dog Specific)
Strength: 7
MU: 6
Programming/Difficulty: 222/37
Functions: Anti-Program (20)
Options: Recognition (2); Endurance (3); Superrealistic ICON (5)
Cost Multiplier: x8 (Anti-Program x4; Highly Specialized x2)

Dog trainer can be specified to which dog program you want it to train for you. This program causes the dog program to assault it long enough for it to insert several lines of code that cause the dog to recognize you as a friend and not a foe.

Icon: A man with extra protection around his arms.

Librarian

Cost: 580
Class: Interactive
Strength: 3
MU: 4
Programming/Difficulty: 174/29
Functions: Interactive (10)
Options: Recognition (2); Conversational Ability (3); Pseudo-Intellect (6); Superrealistic ICON (5)
Cost Multiplier: x2 (Interactive x2)

Librarian will keep a log of all programs that are submitted/retrieved from your cyberdeck.

Icon: A young attractive woman dressed in a black skirt, white blouse, and a pair of glasses.

Cousin Antonio

Cost: 740eb
Class: Interactive
Strength: 4
MU: 6
Programming/Difficulty: 222/37
Functions: Interactive (10)
Options: Movement Ability (5); Recognition (2); Speed (2); Endurance (3); Pseudo-Intellect (6); Superrealistic ICON (5)
Cost Multiplier: x2 (Interactive x2)

So there's a bully in your part of the grid and you really don't have the resources or the friends to make 'im see the light. So you do the next best thing. You send your Cousin Antonio. Oh! You don't have ah Cousin Antonio. You do now....

Icon: A clean shaven, Italian male dressed in a black, three piece suit, Italian loafers, and a pair of dark mirrorshades.

Uncle Vito

Cost: 12,500eb
Class: Anti-Personnel
Strength: 7
MU: 7
Programming/Difficulty: 300/50
Functions: Anti-Personnel (20)
Options: Movement Ability (5); Recognition (2); Speed (2); Endurance (3); Pseudo-Intellect (6); Superrealistic ICON (5)
Cost Multiplier: x25 (Anti-Personnel x25)

Y'know, Uncle Vito only comes 'round when Cousin Antonio can't convince the bully to leave you alone. Ain't nothin' nice, is it?

Icon: A very nice lookin', Italian male dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a white t-shirt.

Health Inspector

Cost: 320eb
Class: Detection
Strength: 5
MU: 2
Programming/Difficulty: 96/16
Functions: Detection (10)
Options: Simple ICON (1)
Cost Multiplier: x2 (Detection x2)

After Deadlock Enterprises had the problem with the roaches.... again.... Motown gave the indication that he knew how some of the health inspectors might feel during their inspections.

Icon: A cartoon surgeon with a light reflector around his/her head and a stethoscope around his/her neck.

The Fat Lady

Cost: 1,000eb
Class: Demon
Strength: 7
MU: 3
Programming/Difficulty: 150/25
Functions: Compiler (10)
Options: Recognition (2); Speed (2); Endurance (3); Simple ICON (1)
Cost Multiplier: x4 (Compiler x4)

It truly ain't over until the Fat Lady sings. And when this fat lady sings, it's truly over. She start out with a low note which climaxes into a very high pitch note that shatters the opposite ICON(s) for two spaces around. This program does 2d6 points of damage to anyone or anything within one space and 1d6+2 to all 'facers and programs within two spaces of her.

Icon: A cartoon of a really fat Viking lady singin' opera.

The Fat Lady Subroutine

Cost: 41,250eb
Programming/Difficulty: 165/27.5
Functions: Anti-Program (20); Anti-System (15); Anti-Personnel (20)
Cost Multiplier: x150 (Anti-Program x4; Anti-System x3; Anti-Personnel x25; Subroutine x1/2)