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/* Pheare and Zubbe getting married in Barad-dûr, with Gulag	*/
/* among the guests.						*/

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
There are two flasks of miruvor here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).

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Sauron sighs loudly.

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Sauron says 'Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to witness a marriage of two honourable Numenoreans!'

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Zubbe smiles happily.

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Sauron says 'Now let me ask you, Pheare:'

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Pheare beams a smile at Zubbe.

* W C>
Saving Gulag.

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Sauron says 'Do you want to take Zubbe as your wife, and love her through good and evil'

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Sauron says 'errmmm...'

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Sauron says 'evil and good!'
Someone says 'and what does rumburak here then ? :)'

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Ghostly giggles at Sauron's silly antics.

* W C>
Burp narrates 'what to open after snow in soon lost...'

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Someone giggles at Ghostly's silly antics.

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Sauron says 'And ermmm...'

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Pheare nods in agreement with Sauron.

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Pheare whispers softly to Zubbe.

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Zubbe pokes Pheare in the ribs.

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Sauron says 'Love her until the death does part you!'

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Pheare says 'yes'

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Sauron says 'If that is your firm intention, say YES!'

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Annar coughs loudly.

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Sauron nods in agreement with Pheare.

* W C>
Pheare says 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!'

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Sauron says 'Now let me ask you, Zubbe:'

* W C>
The ushers glare are the coughers

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
There are two flasks of miruvor here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).

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Ryshek narrates 'i on scrape'

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Sauron says 'Do you want to take Pheare as your husband, and love him through all the evil and good til the day the death parts you?'

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Ryshek narrates 'scraoe hatch'

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Sauron says 'Say yes if that is your firm intention'

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Zubbe whispers 'YES!!! it is!'

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Sauron pokes Zubbe in the ribs.

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Sauron nods solemnly.

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Sauron says 'Good!'

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Pheare shows his approval by clapping his small hands together.
Zubbe whispers softly to Pheare.

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Sauron says 'ermmm'

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Sauron says 'Evil! that is'

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Zubbe nods in agreement with Sauron.

* W C>
Dark clouds block out all light.

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Pheare pokes Sauron in the ribs.

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Pheare : he is drunk

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Pheare points his finger at Sauron.

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Sauron says 'I thereby renounce you as a husband and wife!'

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Zubbe hops around looking rather silly.

* W C>
Pheare hops around looking rather silly.

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Pheare kisses Zubbe.

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Sauron says 'And let the man not separate what Sauron has joined!'

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Sauron says 'or whatever it was'
Ryshek narrates 'i grinder scrape halt and tindfara in caves :)'

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Sauron says 'yeah, you now may kiss the bride too'

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Zubbe kisses Pheare passionately.

* W C>
Pheare kisses Zubbe.

* W C>
Sauron gives a round of applause.

* W C>clap
You clap your small hands together.
Burp narrates 'any1 wants perfect oak branch?'

* W C>
The ushers bring in lots of lowbie pukes for the guests to slaughter!

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
There are two flasks of miruvor here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
Merlyn the Ainu is standing here.

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Sauron throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

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Let the celebrations begin!

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Zubbe throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

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Rumburak smiles happily.

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Sauron bows deeply.

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Pheare cackles in Sauron's face.

* W C>
Uinen appears as from nowhere, she doesn't seem to be quite herself yet.

* W C>
Annar gives a round of applause.

* W C>
Zubbe starts whacking whities with firm intention to be liked by Sauron!

* W C>
Annar says 'YEEEEHAW!'

* W C>
Uinen makes a strange magical gesture.
Uinen has created a barrel!

* W C>dance zubbe
You dance around with her.

* W C>
Merlyn shows his approval by clapping his small hands together.

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Uinen drops a barrel.

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Pheare drinks water from a barrel
Annar drinks water from a barrel

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Ghostly flips head over heels.
Annar drinks water from a barrel

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Annar drinks water from a barrel

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dr barrel
Pheare drinks water from a barrel

* W C>You drink the water.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.

* W C>dr barrel
Your stomach can't contain anymore!

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Annar throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

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Rumburak drinks water from a barrel

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Pheare puke

* W C>
Dorien says 'water?!?!'

* W C>
Pheare pukes.

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
A water barrel has been left here.
You see two flasks of miruvor on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
Merlyn the Ainu is standing here.
Uinen the Ainu is standing here.

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Rumburak nods in agreement with Dorien.

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Pheare pukes.

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Rumburak grins evilly.

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Pheare spits over his left shoulder.

* W C>
Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

* W C>
Uinen says 'wear your dress, zubbe!'

* W C>
Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

* W C>
Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

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Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

* W C>
Saving Gulag.

* W C>
Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

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Sauron says 'I know renounce you husband and wife, Zubbe and Pheare.'

Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

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Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

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Merlyn makes a strange magical gesture.
Merlyn has created a wine glass!

* W C>get glass
You can't find a glass.

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Zubbe smiles happily.

* W C>inventory
You are carrying:
a heavy warhammer (brand new)
a forest green cloak (used)
a black pair of padded boots (brand new)
a water skin
a large sack

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
A water barrel has been left here.
There are two flasks of miruvor here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
Merlyn the Ainu is standing here.
Uinen the Ainu is standing here.

* W C>
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.
Merlyn drops a wine glass.

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Pheare stops using a forest green cloak.

* W C>get glass
You get a wine glass.

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Pheare binds a dark shield on his arm.

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Zubbe gets a wine glass.

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Annar gets a wine glass.

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Pheare begins some strange incantations...

* W C>hol glass
You hold a wine glass.

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Merlyn smiles happily.

* W C>
Zubbe holds a wine glass.
Pheare utters the words, 'ghcandusiohp'

* W C>
Annar says 'hehe, pheare already undressing?'

* W C>taste wine
It tastes like wine.

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Uinen says 'ummm too bad we don't have smoking for pheare'

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Zubbe whispers 'and now the surprise part!'

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Merlyn falls down laughing.

* W C>
Uinen giggles at Annar's silly antics.

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Annar says 'cant wait till wedding night?'

* W C>
Zubbe stops using a forest green cloak.

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Zubbe whispers 'Check my dress!'

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Zubbe throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

* W C>dr wine
Your stomach can't contain anymore!

* W C>exa zubbe
Zubbe Zubberb, the Sage of Minas Morgul is in an excellent condition.
Zubbe is using: 
               a wine glass
       a white wedding dress (brand new); it is invisible

* W C>
Merlyn narrates 'Annar says, 'Pheare already underessing?'

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Annar says 'you dont have dress'

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Annar says 'you naked'

* W C>
Zubbe sips from the wine
Merlyn says '! ?'
Uinen says 'yea you guys would need a private room'

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Someone says 'it should be a black wedding dress eh'

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Annar giggles.

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Ghostly nods in agreement with Someone.

* W C>sip wine
It tastes like wine.

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Zubbe whispers 'it is invisible!'

* W C>
Zubbe dances around with Pheare.

* W C>
Ghostly says 'make a temp one :-)'

* W C>
Pheare : dark shield enough !!!

* W C>
Uinen giggles.

* W C>clap pheare
You clap for him.

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Annar says 'oh'

* W C>
Zubbe drinks wine from a wine glass

* W C>clap zubbe
You clap for her.

* W C>sip wine
It tastes like wine.

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Zubbe smiles happily.

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Zubbe whispers 'Thank you everybody :)'

* W C>
Annar sips from the wine

* W C>kiss zubbe
You kiss her.

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Annar smiles happily.

* W C>
Rumburak sips from the wine

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Zubbe whispers 'Thank you my master Sauron!'

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Sauron shakes Pheare's hand.

* W C>
The ushers bring in the struggling *Thorac the Elf* for the guests to throw darts at

* W C>
Annar holds an ACME Portable Sun(TM).
Annar lights an ACME Portable Sun(TM).

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Sauron shakes Zubbe's hand.

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Merlyn makes a quaint, magical gesture with one hand.
Merlyn has created the cow!

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Pheare bows before Sauron.

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Merlyn concentrates, and starts working the udder of the cow carefully.

* W C>
Merlyn has finished milking the cow.

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
A water barrel has been left here.
There are two flasks of miruvor here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
On the ground, there are five wine glasses.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
Merlyn the Ainu is standing here.
The cow stands here, chewing her cud.

* W C>
Uinen appears as from nowhere, she doesn't seem to be quite herself yet.

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Zubbe whispers 'I will follow you until the Death Makes it Otherwise!'

* W C>k cow
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You feel enveloped by a peaceful power.

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Annar giggles at Merlyn's silly antics.

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Merlyn drinks milk from a water skin

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Merlyn drinks milk from a water skin

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Zubbe shows her approval by clapping her small hands together.

* W C>
Merlyn drinks milk from a water skin

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Pheare : we cant die

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Merlyn smiles happily.

* W C>
Pheare : its neverending love

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Pheare grins evilly.

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Annar nods solemnly.

* W C>
Zubbe nods solemnly.

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
A water barrel has been left here.
You see two flasks of miruvor on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
There are five wine glasses here.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
Merlyn the Ainu is standing here.
The cow stands here, chewing her cud.
Uinen the Ainu is standing here.

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Merlyn brutally slays the cow
Your blood freezes as you hear the cow's death cry.

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Merlyn eats the corpse of the cow

* W C>
Uinen makes a strange magical gesture.
Uinen has created a large skin!

* W C>
Zubbe whispers softly to Pheare.

* W C>
Annar giggles.

* W C>
Uinen gives a large skin to Sauron.

* W C>
Pheare begins some strange incantations...

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dance zubbe
Somebody gets a bullseye on *Thorac the Elf*, who screams as the dart hits his eye!
Zubbe drinks wine from a wine glass

* W C>You dance around with her.
Zubbe drinks wine from a wine glass

* W C>
Pheare utters the words, 'qfzahz yaae'

* W C>
Pheare drinks wine from a wine glass

* W C>
Merlyn giggles.

* W C>
Pheare begins some strange incantations...

* W C>
Uinen appears as from nowhere, she doesn't seem to be quite herself yet.

* W C>
Pheare utters the words, 'qfzahz yaae'
Pheare magically creates a mushroom.
A magic mushroom suddenly appears.

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Annar sips from the wine

* W C>
Pheare eats a magic mushroom

* W C>
And the night has began.

* W C>sip wine

Zubbe tries to throw a dart at *Thorac the Elf*, but starts to think.!

* W C>It tastes like wine.

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Zubbe cackles 'AHA!!'

* W C>
Annar wears a thick, rigid leather breastplate on his body.

* W C>
Zubbe utter the words 'Yuffsbarr'

* W C>
Annar holds a lucky coin.

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
A water barrel has been left here.
There are two flasks of miruvor here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
On the ground, there are five wine glasses.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
Merlyn the Ainu is standing here.
Uinen the Ainu is standing here.

* W C>
Pheare : 1 gold for man who hit thorac ears with dart

* W C>
Merlyn says 'glass is sitting ?'

* W C>
Merlyn shivers uncomfortably.

* W C>
Zubbe dance in joy as he sees Thorac's corpse enveloped in Flames.

* W C>
Uinen says 'ok, guess that was it?'

* W C>
Uinen giggles.

* W C>, bites *Thorac the Elf*!
Ok.

* W C>
*Thorac the Elf* utters the words 'grzzzz' out of habit

* W C>
Uinen disappears in a puff of smoke.

* W C>
Annar giggles at your silly antics.

* W C>
*an Elf* giggles.

* W C>look
Barad-dûr
A water barrel has been left here.
You see two flasks of miruvor on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
You see five wine glasses on the ground.
Sauron the Red-Eye is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Annar the Ainu is resting here.
Dorien the Ainu is resting here.
Ghostly the Ainu is standing here.
Rumburak the Black Númenórean is resting here (Invisible).
*an Elf* is standing here.

* W C>exa elf
You see nothing special about him.
*an Elf* is in an excellent condition.
*an Elf* is using: 
               a water skin
Zubbe nods solemnly.

* W C>
Zubbe begins some strange incantations...

* W C>
Zubbe utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'

* W C>
Zubbe begins some strange incantations...

* W C>emote howls wildly, frothing at the mouth.
Ok.

* W C>
*Thorac the Elf* utters the words 'teleport', but Sauron cancels it easily!

* W C>
*an Elf* says 'wow bn bn orc '
Zubbe utters the words, 'yufzbarr'

* W C>
Zubbe whispers 'Now let us whack the elf!'

* W C>
Saving Gulag.

* W C>
Zubbe disappears in a mushroom cloud.

* W C>
Pheare disappears in a mushroom cloud.

* W C>
Uinen has transferred you!
Cave
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
The corpse of an olog-hai troll is lying here.
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
Uinen the Ainu is standing here.
Zubbe the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Pheare the Black Númenórean is standing here.